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Your house is NOT going to paint itself, is it?

It never fails to amaze me when I walk around any street and see houses worth hundreds of thousands, looking tired and scruffy like the owner doesnt care? Well, We do!

In today’s technology savvy world, it seems that everything is done for us without hassle. Either an object is renewed automatically, or is self cleaning, or self repairing etc, so wouldn’t it be good if your house actually painted itself?


OK, fair enough, that DOES seem a little far fetched, and yes maybe the editor has seen a few too many episodes of “star trek”, but nevertheless, in today’s world, it seems everyone is seeking at least something, a service, or maybe even a product, that saves them time and money.

In many cases, these type of things are expensive when 1st released (for example, the first mobile phones, cost a fortune and were the size of a house brick), but over time, technology gets better, designs get more functional, and the prices go down as more people choose to buy it.

Your house won’t paint itself, so let us lend a hand

Having your house painted each year does NOT get cheaper, and over a period of 10 or 15 years, your home can be painted up to 8 times on average, and each time the cost rises, as does the outgoings of the painter and decorator doing the work.

So what is the answer?

In many cases, our house painting prices are the same as they were ten years ago!

I can categorically state the truth in that too.

So why are we not losing money? VAT has gone up, as has the cost of fuel, and wages too. So how does NPA do it so CHEAPLY?

  • We advertise almost solely online, massively cutting our adversing costs.
  • We “bulk buy” our coatings direct from the factory, and get a good discount from them.
  • We are a well-run and efficient company and don’t waste money or resources.
  • Our teams are self sufficient when they arrive and tools etc are supplied by the teams themselves.
  • We don’t go out and buy fleets of posh cars to make us look cool! We don’t need to.
  • We don’t operate swanky showrooms or large office suites, saving even more money
  • We try to use email not the royal mail for correspondace with customers.


We always look to saving money without compromising on quality and as our advertising is taken care of, plus with the massive amount of recommendations never paint again get, the lack of a big marketing budget means that we can supply and fit an exterior wall coating on your home CHEAPER than the nearest rival company, guaranteed.

… fact, guaranteed for 20 years, with an insurance backed warranty!

So, back to the title of this “epic” (!) your house will not paint itself and paying each year for your local painter to come and do it, ensures that over time you will LOSE money.

After all, paint is just paint. It’s nothing special.

So what does the NPA wall coating system do? Is it self-cleaning as some companies suggest?

There is certainly some truth in that, and there exists some very good render based coatings that really are self cleaning, but the NPA wall coating products that we use, are specially formulated to:

  • The coatings disperse rain water and snow.
  • Wall coatings “self clean” themselves.
  • Insulate the house, cutting heating bills.
  • Hydrophobically repel water and damp (Yes, that IS a real word)
  • Eliminate costly wall repairs over time.
  • Removes the need for yearly painting.
  • Avoids expensive pebbledash or render replacement.

So the never paint again wall coating system can do all this for your home and much more too.

Stick around and learn more, our website is the fotremost wall coating website in Europe, and has been in development since 1999, which is ancient in terms of websites. We have literally hundreds of examples of previous work, hundreds of reviews and reccomendations from our many happy clients, we have videos, demonstations, all manner of things to help you choose what is best for your home.

As we said, your house is not going to paint itself, so give us a call and let us do it for you.

If this interest you, why not call us for a free appraisal of your home, on (0800) 970 4928

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