Don’t have a scary house of horrors this Halloween!

clip art image of a ghost

Halloween, falling on October 31st is traditionally the time that ghosts and other horrors are supposed to come back to haunt us.

Winter time is also when problems with our house can also scare the hell of out of us when we realise the extent of the hidden problems each house has so it’s a shame we cant buy Ghost proof paint but……….!. There is a video to watch at the end of the article too.

The typical family house in the UK, even if it looks like it’s freshly painted and in good condition, can hide some horror stories under the paint work, especially if previous owners have scrimped on maintenance.

Paint, or even pebbledash, is very good at HIDING, rather than SORTING any problems out and to the unwary house holder, these problems often surface during the late autumn and winter time, when most builders and decorators wont leave the house unless a few grand of “cash in hand notes” is waved under their noses.

Ghost proof paint

The problem with many decorating companies is that they normally shut down for the winter, often because they use masonry paint which will freeze in the winter so they can’t do their job.

Of course some decorators switch to interior jobs, but we specialise in home exteriors, so that doesn’t exactly apply to us.

We use resin based paints and coatings with a low freezing point, and renders that are reinforced and insulated against damp and cold, meaning that when the temperature drops, we can still carry on working.

Never Paint Again will make the monsters go away!

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It is a monster of a task to repair and paint a house during the winter time, especially if rendering is needed, or if the house is an exposed location, such as moorland, or by the sea.

Our hardy teams are out working in all weathers and all seasons, and all they need from you is a few extra cups of tea to carry on working in cold weather, so it is NOT too late to have your home repaired and/or painted during the colder months; in fact we offer DISCOUNTS on our already low prices, to make sure our teams have work across the year.

Keep your builder warm this winter with a nice cup of tea!

So apart from having to fork out a bit more for extra tea bags, what benefits do you get by having us paint your house at this time?

  • You will get a much cheaper price, for the same top quality service as in the summer.
  • Despite the darker evenings, we work quicker, primarily to keep warm! LOL!
  • You stand a better chance of getting the work done at a time to suit you.
  • You don’t have to worry about cancelling your summer holidays!
  • Your home will be much warmer this winter, especially if you want thermal rendering.
  • If your home has damp, it will be cured before the winter sets in.
  • Having a freshly painted house will lift your spirits!
  • Your home will not need any more work or painting for up to 20 years!
  • Guaranteed against ghosts, zombies, banshees and other spectral phenomena. (!)
  • NEVER HAUNT AGAIN!

There are many reason to choose NPA to cure the horrors in your house and that means no more nightmares!

Never Paint Again coatings are guaranteed ghost-resistant!

This Halloween, have yourself a treat, NOT a trick!

Treat yourself, and your house, to an NPA exterior wall coatings, or one of our thermal renders.

If you live in a very old house, and it is cold, you could also consider getting a price for external wall insulation, specially made for solid wall homes.

NPA: One of the few companies to be able to say we beat Tesco’s on price!

We guarantee to beat the price of any competitors and that includes Tesco’s too, who are now offering wall insulation and are quoting prices from £8,500 for insulating a 3 bed semi!

We can BEAT that price by at LEAST £1,500 !!!!

We are of course a much smaller company with less overheads, and have much more experience that ……..er…… a supermarket….. when it comes to caring for your home!

After all, would you approach us for a pizza or a new pair of shoes?

No, and neither should you trust your house in the hands of a supermarket!

So why not get in touch today for painting, insulation, wall coatings and damp proofing services, 12 months of the year.

We can be called on (0800) 970 4928.

……and to say thank you, here is a special; Halloween video, just for you! Enjoy!

Watch our Halloween Advertisement!

Note: particularly haunted houses may need 2 coats of paint, not one.

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